Saturday, March 14, 2009

Marko Jaric

First, sexual assault is a cowardly, prison-rapeable offense. Second, I fully understand that these things can be a he-said, she-said thing. However, for a guy to step out, even if he’s just being flirtatious or whatever, on Adriana Lima is so unspeakably moronic that Memphis should be able to void Jaric’s contract for gross stupidity. There has got to be some kind of clause in his contract for that, right? Sort of like a morals clause, “Player’s contract shall be irrevocably voided if Player jeopardizes his relationship with his piping, habaneo-pepper hot Brazilian supermodel girlfriend/fiancĂ©/wife by even looking lustily in the direction of a another human, animal, magazine or computer screen.” In other words, Jaric deserves to lose millions of dollars for screwing this up. He was in a stratosphere above his head anyway, or to use a word my friend, Jay, uses in these instances, he was “treeing.”
[Update] I just read here: that Jaric won't be charged, but as I said above, risking going from a Lima-existence to a non-Lima existence is moronic.

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